madeupmonkeyshit:

When your friends tryna go out

susiron:

The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

1. If you don’t like the way he kisses you, you won’t like the way he fucks you. Get up and leave.

2. If he won’t go down on you, but expects you to go down on him, laugh. Get up and leave.

3. If you don’t want to do something and he doesn’t respect that, slap him round the face. Get up and leave.

4. If he isn’t okay with the imperfections on your skin, if he says they turn him off, get up and leave.

5. If you don’t want to shave your legs and he thinks that’s disgusting and refuses to touch them, get up and leave.

6. If he doesn’t see your body as a masterpiece, as a complete work of art, get up and leave.

7. If he makes you feel uncomfortable about any part of your body, get up and leave.

- Get up and leave // E.E (via be-fearless-brave-and-kind)

thatfunnyblog:

making plans with friends like

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sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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"You chased a bottle of aspirin with vodka" 
"I had a headache"
thatfunnyblog:

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aroseforalice:

me and my friends
cramp:

fuck off mum im trying to save the planet